This is my friend John. He has a problem and needs our help. See that hipster behind him? He is the problem. John has been representing the strange-bearded, odd-colored flannel look for many moons.(Moons is my fancy way of saying years).
Many of you may be aware that it has become hip to wear flannel. I imagine, along with tight jeans and the resurgence of fish sticks that kanye west had something to do with it, but I cannot prove it... yet. So, the issue is that john can no longer wear flannel without looking like the guy behind him.
If you have a friend who recently started wearing flannel, please have an intervention. And if that doesn't work, bust into their bedrooms and burn their flannel shirts. If not for the sake of fashion, do it for john because the only shirts he owns are flannel and plain white tees. He can't wear the flannel because he doesn't want to look like a hipster and he can't wear the white tees because he always spills stuff on them. Thank you in advance for your help.
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HAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDelete..This really is an issue for guys like John and countable others.
ReplyDeleteHipsters dress like me circa 2008 circa 1994.
....Swagger jackers, all of em.